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An evidence audit · 26 claims graded

Across 60 meta-analyses of diet and inflammation, 2% reached high certainty. The other 98% is sold at full confidence.

This publication checks the most repeated claims in the category against the trials, grades each one, and shows the source that settles it — including the claims the evidence does not support.

Six short parts · no email needed

Before anything else

What the small squares mean

Every claim on this site carries one. The letter is how strong the evidence is — not how big the effect is, and not how often the claim gets repeated. Darker and heavier means stronger.

The thirty-second guide

  • A

    Strong evidence

    Several independent reviews agree.

  • B

    Moderate evidence

    One good meta-analysis or consistent trials.

  • C

    Weak evidence

    Only observational or lab evidence.

  • D

    Very weak or untested

    Weak, contradicted, or never tested in people.

  • Tested: no effect

    Good trials looked, and the effect was not there.

The free story

Six parts, in the order the argument runs

01

The gap

2% of the evidence is certain. The other 98% is sold as if it were.

Sixty meta-analyses of diet and inflammatory markers were rated for certainty. Two per cent reached high. That one number is the reason this publication exists.

Read part 1

02

The marks

What the small squares mean

Every claim here carries a square with a letter in it. The darker the square, the stronger the evidence. Thirty seconds to learn, and it changes how every health headline reads.

Read part 2

03

The claims

Six popular claims, checked against the trials

Green tea, seed oils, nightshades, leaky gut, the Nordic diet, the seven-day reset. Two were tested properly and did nothing. None of the six holds up as stated.

Read part 3

04

The levers

Diet is the fourth lever, not the first

Ranked by the effect actually measured on inflammatory markers, food comes after fat mass, aerobic exercise and sleep. Nobody selling food lists can say that.

Read part 4

05

The test

Why a single blood test cannot show that anything worked

In a person whose body has not changed at all, repeat hs-CRP results scatter by tens of per cent. The before-and-after test sold across this category measures that scatter.

Read part 5

06

What is left

The short list that survives review

After the claims fail and the levers are ranked, one dietary finding holds at the top grade. It is shorter than any food list for sale, and that is the finding.

Read part 6

Limits

What this does not do

  • It makes no claim that any food, pattern or supplement treats, prevents or reduces the risk of disease. That claim is not permitted for food in the EU, and the evidence would not support it here in any case.
  • It never states that something “reduces inflammation”. Trials measure named markers, those markers disagree with each other, and the text reports what was measured, in whom, and how certain the synthesis was.
  • It promises no result on a timeline. Chapter 4 is the arithmetic for why a personal before-and-after test cannot demonstrate one.
  • It contains no elimination phase. No systematic review in this field has ever tested one, and chapter 6 explains what replaces it.
  • It is not written for everyone. Chapter 0 opens with ten exclusion criteria, and it is free to read in full.
  • It is not medical advice and does not substitute for clinical care.

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One payment. The full audit, and every revision.

  • All twenty-six claims graded, each with the source that settles it
  • The four levers ranked by measured effect, with the arithmetic
  • The threshold a test result has to cross before it means anything
  • The complete short list of what survives review
  • Doses and timeframes the trials used, and five working sheets

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